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Yodotana! Toshimita! Yodo! Mushime Gang!
Today, let's all enjoy cooking!
Ooh, sounds good!
Speaking of cooking, we've made a lot of things, but...
Today, we'd like to try a dish we've never done before...
A dish we've never done?
We've made sausages!
Ah, sausages!
Do you like sausages, Mr. K?
Well, I like sausages, but...
Don't you need a special machine for that?
Yeah, you know, the one you pull out the meat like this...
Wait a minute...
What's up with you?
Yeah, you know, the one you pull out the meat like this...
Ah, I know what you're talking about!
Let me show you what we've prepared.
Okay, so we've prepared these things.
Okay.
I really don't know how to say this in English, but...
We have a paper thing like this...
Paper?!
Okay, you guys, we need this for now.
Wow!
That's important!
Is it wide enough?
It's not wide enough.
This?
Is it wide enough?
Can you put the back legs in properly?
The back legs?
Yeah, the back legs.
This is a little difficult.
This is difficult.
Was it difficult?
It was so quick I couldn't see it.
Can I have two of them?
Can I have one of them?
That one's enough.
Can I also have this ring?
You don't have a ring?
I do! I do!
This is the end of the video.
I'm not stupid.
You don't have to wear it twice, but you wear it twice.
I'm not stupid.
"I'm not stupid" was a completely stupid way of saying it.
I'm not stupid.
You're annoying me.
I'm not annoying you.
I'm not stupid.
You're annoying me.
You're annoying me a lot.
And in the middle of it...
This is unfair.
I often stand on the fire and look at it.
I missed it.
I'm not stupid.
We're done editing, aren't we?
That's right.
What are you going to do with it?
It's not a video right now.
If you're stupid three times, it's over.
I'm not stupid.
I thought you'd do it normally.
It wasn't explained.
I thought you'd do it normally, but you did it as usual.
I'll do it properly.
If you say you'll do it properly, I'll do it properly.
Does that mean you didn't want to turn it on properly?
One more time.
One more chance.
Please.
You're stupid.
Please be careful.
We're still in the middle of it.
That's right.
It's embarrassing that you think it's funny.
It's not like that.
It hasn't started yet.
It's not funny or not funny.
It's stupid or not stupid.
That's right.
Next time, I'll definitely be stupid.
How many times?
Three times.
That's as far as you can go.
That's right.
I know how tough it is now.
It's no good now.
It's tough.
It's okay if you're serious.
This time I'm serious.
I'll explain it one more time.
Let's get started.
I'm going to make a sausage now.
But we're going to...
make our own future!
Sausage of the era!
That's what it says, right?
Oh, that's what it says?
Go!
That's where it says "go", right?
Yeah, that's where it says "go", right?
That's dangerous.
Stand up, stand up!
Wait, that's not what you just said!
It's a creative phenomenon!
You're going to get misunderstood, then.
You were doing it for fun.
Misunderstanding...
That's what happens, right?
I've never been like that before.
Let's calm down for a second.
I don't know what you're talking about right now.
There's a strange atmosphere going on.
So, there's a basic homemade sausage recipe.
I'd like to use this as a reference.
It's pakmog.com's...
It's a good reference, isn't it?
First of all, let's make the meat under 15 degrees Celsius.
Let's make it cold.
So let's knead it well until it's moist and sticky.
Is it the same as making a hamburger?
Well, it's like a hamburger if you leave it cold.
Then you put this in the machine...
You put this in the machine, you put it out, you put it in the bag, and you twist it.
Is that it?
It's easier than you think, isn't it?
Yeah, you're right.
I didn't know that either.
Wash your hands.
I thought it was the other way around.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
In the meantime...
There are times when you make mistakes, right?
Come out.
I'd like you to read it for me.
Read me the basic recipe for homemade sausage.
Homemade sausage basic recipe!
You're doing it too much.
What?
You're doing it too much.
I'm doing it with a cute feeling in my ears.
It's not good now.
I see.
I called it a cooking show-like tension, but it didn't feel good in my throat.
It wasn't a joke or anything like that.
I'll do it again in the way I wanted to say it, so I'm not sure if it was a joke or not.
You're angry right now, aren't you?
I'll do it with the same feeling, really.
A is 800 grams of minced pork.
This isn't minced meat, so it doesn't taste like minced meat.
Oh, I see.
And 200 grams of ice water.
Yes.
Salt and pepper.
8 grams of your favorite spice.
30 grams of sugar.
That's "a". Yes.
Put "a" in the bowl and sleep well until you get sticky.
If there is water left, throw it away.
It's ice.
Huh?
Sorry, I made a mistake.
Yeah, you made a mistake.
Close the lid and twist it to your liking.
Pierce it with a toothpick and deflate it.
Put it in 80 degrees of hot water and keep it between 70 and 75 degrees.
Boil it for 20 minutes and simmer it for 40 minutes.
Wow, it takes longer to simmer.
Put it in ice water and cool it.
Drain the water and bake it in a frying pan.
It's delicious.
I see.
If you make sausages, you can do it with this machine alone.
That's amazing.
Do you have to adjust it?
Can I have a look?
Just put it in.
Wow, it's working!
It's working!
Is it working?
Sorry, it's ice.
Here you are.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Sorry for doing it for us.
He ignored me.
Oh, I've seen this before.
Oh!
You push it in.
Is it working?
Wow!
It's working!
Wow!
It's working!
It's not working!
Wait a minute.
It's black.
What is it?
It's not burnt, is it?
Maybe you used this machine for the first time.
That's why it was dusty inside.
But I think it will be clean with this machine.
That's right.
I'm sorry.
It's here, too.
Yes, it is.
I'm really sorry about it.
It was my fault.
Yes, it was my fault.
I'm sorry about it.
Is it working?
It's not burnt.
It's like...
It's hot at first.
The tip is burnt a little.
I don't think so.
It's hard to think about it.
But gloves are upside down.
That's right.
Yeah.
Why?
I don't know what you're doing.
I'll turn off the camera.
Wait a minute.
What I wanted to say the most is...
It was different from the moment I read it.
Your reception is different.
We're not stupid.
You know that, right?
100 people are 100 people.
We have to be serious and not stupid.
That's right.
Among us...
It's not stupid.
So it can't be helped that you got it all wrong!
I'm sorry.
Maybe we didn't have enough awareness of making videos that everyone could enjoy.
I'll pay you the most and do it seriously at the end.
Can you do it again?
Can you do it again and say "I'm sorry"?
Anyone can do it.
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best from now on.
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best from now on.
I'm sorry.
I can't do it anymore.
You can't?
I'm getting hot.
Let's do it!
Seriously!
Let's make the pork into inches.
Switch on!
It's coming!
Thank you!
Amazing!
If you don't like it at all...
Lose it!
What should we do?
If you say it's ice water, of course we'll bring it with that!
I know what you mean.
We'll put it in because we're cooking.
I thought you wouldn't buy it.
I made some mistakes.
I should have been careful about it, but Mushi-san got into it.
You did it, didn't you?
Then Mushi-san is completely out.
You didn't have to call me now, did you?
I'm sorry, I got the recognition wrong.
I didn't know you had something like that from outside.
Can you put it in a bowl and bring it to me?
Oh, I know what you mean.
I'm sorry about that.
I'm really sorry about that.
How do you use it?
How much do you want me to put in 200g?
I don't know.
Cut 200g cleanly.
It's about a tablespoon.
Is it about the size of a dream?
Yeah, about a tablespoon.
That's convenient.
Let's put this in.
8g.
It's better than gold.
It's on my hand.
It's on your hand anyway.
That's why you're wearing gloves.
That's right.
This is the sausage I ate yesterday.
That's what you mean.
It's like a condom.
That's a good comparison.
Is it really a condom?
It's not a condom.
It's a condom.
It's not a condom.
That's what I was saying.
I'm afraid of shaking it.
I don't know if I can do it well.
I'm sweating.
What are you doing?
I'm cooking right now.
(Singing)
Everyone knows this song.
Kimchi stew.
(Singing)
It's different.
(Singing)
Dog food.
Stew.
Can we upload this video?
Let's do it.
(Singing)
- It's finished. - No.
- It's 2 people team. - Only 2 people?
- No.
- No?
- What is the answer?
- Cha-gi?
- Please sorry.
- It's "Cha-gi" not "Asuka".
I'm sorry for making you do this.
Take your time.
[He's making the sauce.]
I think it's not enough.
No, it's fine.
It's fine.
It's difficult.
I think we should put it inside.
I think we should follow the instructions.
It's rolled up like this.
It's amazing.
Is it fine like this?
Why don't you use it all?
I think it's too long.
Let's make a sausage that's too long.
Is it 200 meters long?
I think it's better to use it all.
It's too long.
What was that?
Oh my god!
I think feelings are important. How about you?
Are you kidding me?
Try it.
Try it?
No, no, no!
It's not funny!
I can do it!
When I saw this, I was about to wash my face.
I thought I would wash my face.
I washed my face.
I'm glad it ended like that.
Yeah.
Making a sausage is difficult.
I couldn't do it.
It ended with a scream and a voice.